Mom: Chary is 16 years old and joined our pack when she was 11. Oddly, she has her own exercise routine, goes on diets, fall off the wagon and does more exercises, is deaf, barks like a scream, is demanding in a cattish way. She lives to pee on my Persian rugs. Hides behind sofas to make sure I’m not watching then makes a run to the rug to pee! Sneaky little stinker.
Chary’s Response: All lies… those rugs are stinky since before I came here. Why should I be deprived? Because I’m old and adopted?Bah! Yes, I eat a lot and so do you fatso. I at least exercise. Humans! All they are good for is eating and complaining. Mama, can you change my water, please? It’s from 5 minutes ago…..