It’s been a while since I’ve indulged my passion for political satire. About a year ago, Capricorn Science published an article on how completely inappropriate Donald Trump is. We weren’t talking about eccentric or different. He is inappropriate in everything that he does. There is no way to know why he walks this line or even if he knows it or thinks himself cute. No idea, but he lives in a dimension all his own, embracing impropriety every step of his life.
To prove our point, he recently buried his first ex-wife, Ivana Trump, mother of three of his five children that we know of, in one of his golf courses by the first hole. We watched as he gave speeches with his current wife standing next to him. We saw the three older children of the deceased standing before the rose-gold coffin. After the ceremony, they proceeded to bury Ivana Trump in the ground on this golf course. I, personally, am flabbergasted. Well, there is more to this story. There is always more to Trump’s stories. Now that the golf course, which he owns, is also a cemetery, it will be entitled to tax exemption. It appears that now that the golf course is a cemetery, this property cannot be repossessed by the banks that hold the debt. We know he’s leveraged up to his mega behind.
Donald Trump used his ex-wife’s dead body for profit. He turned a buck. Figures. Just like him.
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